Apr 1, 2011
-FUPPETS- FOR READERS LI
ESCAPE ROUTE: The Suprising Potential of a Prison Library - ( Avi Steinberg - The Boston Globe )
IS AMERICA A PLUTOCRACY? - ( Francis Fukuyama - The American Interest )
OPIUM WARS: A key step to securing peace will be to wean Afghan farmers off growing poppies - ( Robert Draper - National Geographic )
IRONY IS GOOD!: How Mao killed Chinese humor ... and how the Internet is slowly bringing it back again - ( Eric Abrahamsen - Foreign Policy )
THE APOSTATE: Paul Haggis vs. the Church of Scientology - ( Lawrence Wright - The New Yorker )
Feb 22, 2011
-FUPPETS- For Readers L : CRACKED.com edition

Ahh, the good people at CRACKED.com are one of -FUPPETS- favorites, and always good for a laugh. -FUPPETS- was always a huge fan of Cracked and Mad magazine, which warped minds in an oh-so-wonderful way. It is good to see that fuck-em-all spirit still alive on the metawebs. Here is a selection of articles from that site for your reading pleasure.
10 Creepy Plants That Shouldn't Exist
5 Hollywood Secrets That Explain Why So Many Movies Suck
6 Famous Artists You Didn't Know Were Perverts
5 Classic Board Games With Disturbing Origin Stories
8 Historic Symbols That Mean The Opposite of What You Think
Feb 1, 2011
-FUPPETS- For READERS XLIX: Vigilant Citizen Edition
SINISTER SITES: The Denver International Airport
Mind Control Theories and Techniques Used By Mass Media
The 5 Most Sinister Corporate Logos
The Esoteric interpretation of Pinocchio
When insiders expose the ugly side of the entertainment industry
Dec 21, 2010
-FUPPETS- FOR READERS XLVIII
THE EDGE Asks Selected Contributors: The flat earth and geocentric world are examples of wrong scientific beliefs that were held for long periods. Can you name your favorite example and for extra credit why it was believed to be true? - ( The EDGE )
Inside the mind of Scientology's Messiah: Twenty-five years after his death, Michael Bywater revisits the sacred texts of the pulp science writer turned prophet L Ron Hubbard - ( Michael Bywater - New Humanist )
WORLD'S LARGEST NEUTRINO OBSERVATORY BUILT AT SOUTH POLE - ( LiveScience.com )
WHY DO WE HATE MODERN CLASSICAL MUSIC?: Avant garde art and architecture are loved, but in music we cling to the past. We're missing out. - ( Alex Ross - Guardian UK )
-FUPPETS- THOUGHT OF THE DAY: Leaks Don't Come Out of the Sky
"Is the WikiLeaks disclosure of Pentagon and State Department internal
documents dangerous, by reducing U.S. military and diplomatic effectiveness? Or
good, by pulling down the veil of secrecy around government? Obviously there are
arguments on both sides. Here's what struck me. Last week this New York Times page-one story reported the Obama administration "plans to further step up attacks on al-Qaeda and Taliban insurgents in the tribal areas of Pakistan."
Maybe that's a good idea; maybe it's not. But as an item of information, the Times story is far more explosive than anything in WikiLeaks disclosures so far, most of which contain trivia and statements of the obvious. The Times story tells al-Qaeda and Taliban factions in tribal Pakistan that raids and air strikes will increase. The story is a warning of something about to happen, rather than a retrospective on prior events. And the story is sourced to unnamed "administration officials." That is
-- the information was leaked by the White House or Pentagon.
Perhaps the purpose of the leak was to make the president sound tough at a time when his poll numbers are fluttering. Perhaps the purpose was to make the U.S. military sound powerful at a time when a $725 billion Pentagon budget request was awaiting approval in Congress. The purpose cannot have been to help American soldiers and air crew in the field. Their chances would be best if U.S. forces struck al-Qaeda and Taliban targets without warning, with nothing said by the White House or Pentagon until after the operation was over.
I don't question the Times' decision to run the story. What I question is White House and Defense Department officials denouncing Julian Assange when he publishes leaks that embarrass the powerful -- then merrily using leaks themselves when they think the powerful will benefit. If revealing government information is, on its face, an offense, White House and Pentagon officials who leak to reporters should be chased across the world and prosecuted just as vigorously as Assange.
Maybe the WikiLeaks idea is indeed wrong. But compared to White House and Pentagon officials who leak to the press when it suits them, isn't Assange -- who uses his name rather than hide behind anonymity -- the honest one? "
MFAH Fine Arts Fridays - 12/17/2010
The contemporary instrument movement in some music circles asks that pieces of music be performed on instruments from the piece's time. Some see this as the "true" sound of Baroque music, and some see it as a neat experiment in sonic time travel. Others just find it a curiosity, like wash boards or rotary dial phones, neat as decoration but otherwise completely ignorable. This is how 90% of the attendees at last Friday's event at the MFAH seemed to find it. Christmas music is mostly kept in the background (thank Mario), but this was pure coma-inducing tempos and vaguely lyrical baroque melodies.
The MFAH always has members parties and this was one of a series called Fine Arts Fridays.
As a member I always go and get a kick out of it. I love being in any museum when it is normally closed, and as Homer Simpson said, "artists LOVE free food Marge! Look at Jasper Johns!..."

You go enough times and you start recognizing people. Some are high society, and some are artists hungry for some free fruit/cheese/drinks/art. I know I dig into it with pleasure. A man can make a meal out of crackers, brie, cheddar, Monterrey jack, Swiss, grapes (green and red), strawberries, wine, well drinks, sodas, etc. I have never seen bigger green grapes than the ones I ate Friday. That's classy produce. I did wonder if caterers have a pact of some sort that mandates they only ever serve brie, cheddar, Swiss, and Monterrey jack.
The newly finished Asian Art wing of the Museum of Fine Arts Houston was the centerpiece of this F.A.Friday. The permanent installation of the gunpowder painting commissioned by the MFAH from artist Cai Guo-Qiang of China. The room smelled slightly of gunpowder and sulfur and felt like walking directly into a classic brush and ink painting! Amazing! I have loved Japanese and Chinese scroll paintings for a long time.
Frankly though, the inclusion of just a few free standing works severely detracted from the artwork on the walls. I would have appreciated experiencing the gunpowder painting alone, just myself and the walls. Luckily the works are not permanently installed, unlike the gunpowder paintings. Perhaps the MFAH people may yet decide it is best to have it be an installation type space and not use it as a gallery display space. I hope they do, seeing as how the Cai Guo-Qiang artwork is supposed to be the showpiece of the Asian collection. It does the art a disservice to clutter it up with unrelated artworks. The work is beautiful.
The wings holding the arts if India and Korea were a bit at odds. The Korean side, while heavy on pottery, was sparse and disjointed as a collection of objects. The MFAH's holdings are not too large in the Korean arts. The Indian side though has so much beautiful gold work, intricate and sensual sculpture, and even carved ivory pieces. Quite a rich variety, and the Indians definitely know how to sculpt a curvy sexy lady!
The museum was not as packed as usual for these events but it being the holidays and the party season this is understandable. The people watching as always was superb. Hell, if you are a jewelry whore the jewelry watching is usually top notch as well. There was even jewelry laying on the sidewalk outside the doors. Oh, the riches! These events are always interesting for the way they bring and mix together people from very different walks of life.
The only requirement is to be a member of the MFAH. An individual membership costs around $50/year. That is a serious deal. Those fifty bucks get you unlimited entry to the museum, invitations to most MFAH parties and events, discounts at the MFAH gift shop, and free drinks, cheese, and fruit! Ha! Not bad at all.
Dec 9, 2010
-FUPPETS- For Readers XLVII - Science Edition
-FUPPETS- loves science, but 47 articles is much too much. Here are just a few.
SpaceX launches the first commercial space capsule into orbit and returned it safely back to Earth - ( Tariq Malik - Space.com )

Black Holes and Warped Space Revealed by Powerful New Array of Radio Telescopes - ( Science Daily )
Theoretical Breakthrough: Generating Matter and Antimatter from Nothing - ( Science Daily )
A Science of Literature? Great idea, so long as we can get actual scientists involved - ( Chris Mooney - Science Progress )
Microbe finds Arsenic tasty, redefines life - ( Dennis Overbye - New York Times )
Oct 27, 2010
-FUPPETS- FOR READERS XLVI

At one point the United States of America had 46 states. There were less before that and more after. It seems to -FUPPETS- that many people automatically assume that the USA has reached a limit of some sort on allowable states as if the even number of 50 somehow confers finality. This is because people are stupid. It would not take much more to have the US Virgin Islands, Guam, and Puerto Rico established as US states. They are all less remote than the state of Hawaii, and far more hospitable than Alaska. They are all US protectorates, or commonwealths, or colonies, or whatever, and the people born there are all citizens instantly with all rights granted to all US citizens. The US government already uses money to run the postal service, infrastructure, government, and military protection for these places. It would be little more than a formality to grant them full statehood, with representation in Congress in equal proportion to their population, just like all other states. Why has the US government not done this in the 60+ years since annexing Hawaii and Alaska? It is a very thorny question and the answers are likely not pretty. -FUPPETS- does not have them, only suspicions, and the knowledge that nothing is ever done, by governments nor by private enterprise, with anything other than the filthy lucre of money in mind. So keep your eyes open, your mind open, your ears open, ask the questions, especially the OBVIOUS ones, for those are the ones that they are hoping you never actually ask. You never know what will make that connection in your brain, allowing for insight and wisdom not gathered from the fucking TV news or the bullshit infotainment disguised as educational TV.
WHEN INSIDERS EXPOSE THE UGLY SIDE OF THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY - ( Vigilant Citizen )
MUSIC AND SPEECH SHARE A CODE FOR COMMUNICATING SADNESS IN THE MINOR THIRD - ( Ferris Jabr - Scientific American )
COLONIAL STUDIES: Real ants offer no lessons in moral human conduct - ( Deborah M. Gordon - Boston Review )
BEN FRANKLIN ON AMERICAN HAPPINESS: A wise advisor for troubled times - ( Jerry Weinberger - City Journal )
THE VALLEY OF TABOOS: Daring to discuss Africa's indigenous beliefs - ( Johann Hari - Slate )
Oct 5, 2010
-FUPPETS- Science Digest
The Nobel Foundation has announced the 2010 recipients for the Nobel Prize in Physics. Two Russian-born physicists, working at the University of Manchester, discovered/created a new form of carbon called GRAPHENE. Graphene is a two-dimensional "sheet" of carbon atoms. The chemical, physical, and electrical properties of this material are quite wild.
As a material it is completely new — not only the thinnest ever but also the strongest. As a conductor of electricity it performs as well as copper. As a conductor of heat it outperforms all other known materials. It is almost completely transparent, yet so dense that not even helium, the smallest gas atom, can pass through it. Carbon, the basis of all known life on earth, has surprised us once again. ( Associated Press )
It is amazing that us humans are capable of creating whole new substances, and that it seems the sky is the limit. Scientists will be researching the capabilities of graphene for decades.
Here are the two Nobel Prize winners, Andre Geim and Konstantin Novoselov.

Sep 10, 2010
-FUPPETS- For Readers XLV

45. That is the number. Forty-five shots in the dark trying to shed some bit of light onto the brains of the inter-meta-net-web masses. -FUPPETS- does not do this for personal gain.
-FUPPETS- does this because the world is already full of idiots and does not need any more.
-FUPPETS- wants you to know someone cares, at least enough to tell you that you are getting stupid watching moronic shit on television and discussing the same moronic shit with the morons that you work with, leading to a slippery slope of stupidity from which it is hard to climb out of.
-FUPPETS- is looking out for your best interests.
WHY HAVE UFO's CHANGED SPEED OVER THE YEARS? - ( Martin S. Kottmeyer - The Philosophers Magazine )
LOST IN TRANSLATION: What do we lose when languages die? - ( Alex Rose - Obit Mag )
THE CRIMEWAVE THAT SHAMES THE WORLD: It's one of the last great taboos: the murder of at least 20,000 women a year in the name of 'honour'. Nor is the problem confined to the Middle East: the contagion is spreading rapidly - ( Robert Fisk - The Independent )
THE WEB IS DEAD: Long live the internet - ( Chris Anderson/Michael Wolff - Wired )
SARAH PALIN, THE FORCE & THE FURY: Even as Sarah Palin’s public voice grows louder, she has become increasingly secretive, walling herself off from old friends and associates, and attempting to enforce silence from those around her - ( Michael Joseph Gross - Vanity Fair )
REVALORIZING THE TRADES - ( Camille Paglia - The Chronicle Review )
TERRA INFIRMA: The rise and fall of quicksand - ( Daniel Engber - Slate )
AN AMORAL MANIFESTO (Part 1) - ( Joel Marks - Philosophy Now )
Aug 20, 2010
-FUPPETS- For Readers XLIV


Jul 6, 2010
-FUPPETS- For Readers XLIII

Jun 10, 2010
-FUPPETS- For Readers XLII

May 25, 2010
-FUPPETS- For Readers XLI

May 11, 2010
-FUPPETS- For Readers XL


Apr 29, 2010
-FUPPETS- For Readers XXXIX - RUDY RUCKER

Apr 23, 2010
-FUPPETS- FOR READERS XXXVII

Apr 7, 2010
-FUPPETS- For Readers XXXVI - Science Compendium


Scientists have discovered the first animals that live without oxygen. Deep under the Mediterranean Sea, small animals have been discovered that live their entire lives without oxygen and surrounded by 'poisonous' sulphides. The above image is of one such multi-cellular organism, the only one found so far that exists without mitochondria which uses oxygen to process energy sources. ( Science Daily )
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Scientists create world's smallest micro-laser. (Click the image above for a larger version.) "It's 30 micrometers long -- that's 30 millionths of a meter -- eight micrometers high and has a wavelength of 200 micrometers. This makes the laser considerably smaller than the wavelength of the light it emits -- a scientific first. After all, lasers normally can't be smaller than their wavelength, the reason being that in conventional lasers light waves cause an optic resonator to oscillate -- much like acoustic waves do to the soundbox of a guitar. In doing so, the light waves basically "travel" back and forth between two mirrors. The principle only works if the mirrors are larger than the wavelength of the laser. Consequently, normal lasers are limited in terms of their size. Other researchers have endeavored to push the boundaries; "But by developing a completely new laser concept we were able to go quite a way below the limit," says Christoph Walther." - ( Science Daily )
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SLIDESHOW: A Cretaceous Menagerie Preserved in Amber. Man, this is some cool shit. As mentioned previously on -FUPPETS- , an amazing amber deposit has been found in Ethiopia which contains animals, plants, fungi, and insects from the Cretaceous period. The link above will take you to a slide show of some of the amazing finds trapped in amber tens of millions of years old. - ( Science Now )
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Cold Atoms and Nano-Tubes Come Together in Atomic "Black Hole". The image above is an artist's representation of a newly discovered phenomenon. "Physicists at Harvard University have found that a high-voltage nanotube can cause cold atoms to spiral inward under dramatic acceleration before disintegrating violently. Their experiments, the first to demonstrate something akin to a black hole at atomic scale, are described in the current issue of the journal Physical Review Letters. "On a scale of nanometers, we create an inexorable and destructive pull similar to what black holes exert on matter at cosmic scales," says Lene Vestergaard Hau, Mallinckrodt Professor of Physics and of Applied Physics at Harvard. "As importantly for scientists, this is the first merging of cold-atom and nanoscale science, and it opens the door to a new generation of cold atom experiments and nanoscale devices." - ( Science Daily )
Apr 6, 2010
Friends of -FUPPETS- Taking Cares Biz-Nazz
One of -FUPPETS- Favorites, the blog Trapper Jenn M.D., is currently in the process of posting what will amount to a magnificent set of reviews for nearly every item in the Sonic Youth discography, and you know how -FUPPETS- feels about the -FUPPETS- House Band. Trapper Jenn M.D. writer JennTheBenn, author of No Set List: Pieces of a Sonic Life, has just posted the introduction to this amazing set of reviews, which she has been promising for a while now. -FUPPETS- cannot wait.
In other news, a newly added -FUPPETS- Favorite, Annet's Playground, is constantly updating and adding beautiful artwork, including sketches, photographs, drawings, sculpture, etc. The blog's writer, Anneke Caramin, is also the artist behind much of the artwork featured in Annet's Playground. It is definitely worth a weekly visit, for she is a bad-ass. Of course, she is also a huge Sonic Youth fanatic. -FUPPETS- would not have it any other way.
To celebrate these labors of love, -FUPPETS- brings you a clip of Beavis & Butthead making fun of Sonic Youth's video for the song BULL IN THE HEATHER.
Mar 26, 2010
-FUPPETS- For Readers XXXV

Ahhh, we have reached yet another round of the inter-meta-web-net's most gloriously anticipated -FUPPETS- screed. It is time once again for -FUPPETS- For Readers. The human brain is capable of so much, yet, like any engine, it is only as powerful as the fuel fed into it. If you go on choosing to insert mindless pablum into your brain, you will eventually find only mindless pablum coming out of your mouth. Have you ever listened to someone spouting off the most inane blather and felt your mind atrophy just because you had the misfortune of having to be near enough to hear the stupidity? That is exactly the reaction you should have when faced with the constant shit-barrage extruding from your television, radio, and computer. Stupid In = Stupid Out. Is that what you want for yourself? To be one of those people that everyone automatically tunes out because nothing of worth ever comes out of your idiot mouth?
-FUPPETS- hopes not.
Astronomers Confirm Einstein's Theory of Relativity and Accelerating Cosmic Expansion - ( Science Daily ) JOHN POLKINGHORNE'S UNSEEN REALITIES: Physicist John Polkinghorne surprised many in 1979 by deciding to become an Anglican priest. - ( In Character ) DO MOVIE CRITICS MATTER?: Armond White spoke at the NY Film Critics Circle banquet in January. Stars like Meryl Streep, George Clooney, and Kathryn Bigelow were there. The response? Stony silence - ( Armond White - First Things ) THE THRILL OF SCIENCE, TAMED BY AGENDAS: Is there any serious science left at the science museums? - ( Edward Rothstein - The New York Times ) CHOPIN'S 'SOUL & HEART' - ( Byron Janis - The Wall Street Journal ) IN SEARCH OF CONFUCIOUS: Envisioning an Abstraction Who Was Also a Man - ( Holland Cotter - The New York Times )

