Dec 3, 2008

-FUPPETS- Presents Famous Last Words

When regular people die, it is very seldom that someone takes note of their last words. Not so with the rich, famous, or powerful, as there is always some lackey or servant handy to record their last dying gasps. -FUPPETS- brings you some memorable last words for Hump Day.

"This is the last of Earth! I am content!" - John Quincy Adams, US President

"Is it not meningitis?" - Louisa May Alcott, American Novelist

"Home to the palace to die…" - Alexander II of Russia

"Wait a minute…" - Pope Alexander VI

"Don't disturb my equation." - Archimedes

"I want nothing but death." - Jane Austen, English Novelist

"How were the receipts today at Madison Square Garden?" - P. T. Barnum

"Applaud, my friends, the comedy is finished" - Ludwig van Beethoven

"Give me coffee, I'm going to write." - Olavo Bilac, Brazilian Poet

"I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis." - Humphrey Bogart

"I'm going away tonight…" - James Brown

"Now I shall go to sleep. Goodnight." - Lord Byron

" just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili." - Kit Carson

"I think I'll sleep now." - George Washington Carver

"The Earth is suffocating… Swear to make them cut me open, so that I won't be buried alive." - Frederic Chopin

"I'm bored with it all." - Winston Churchill

"Where is my clock?" - Salvador DalĂ­

"Wow!" - Bo Diddley

"I'll finally get to see Marilyn." - Joe DiMaggio

"All my possessions for a moment of time." - Elizabeth I, Queen of England

2 comments:

sozavac said...

i have my last words ready.

"and a good time was had by all"

Rob Instigator said...

That's a good one. I like Bo Diddley's