Nov 5, 2008

-FUPPETS- Presidential Candidate Loses

Gibby Haynes did not stand a chance last night against the overwhelming support for Senator Barack Obama, now President-Elect Barack Obama. His platform of loud, abrasive, psychedelic rock, and copious chemical ingestion backfired. -FUPPETS- brings you an exclusive, post-election video interview of Mr. Haynes, taken just hours after Senator Obama's victory was announced. Mr. Haynes is to be excused for his state of mind, seeing as he had just lost a very brutal campaign. Here is Mr. "Gibby" Haynes, surrounded by his campaign staff, at their campaign headquarters.

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