Bigfoot Hoax, a "Joke"

The two men who claimed to have found/killed a Bigfoot and filmed a family of Bigfeet have admitted that it was all supposed to be a joke. One of the men, a police officer, has been fired for pulling this stupid bullshit. His boss, rightly so, states that the former police officer's credibility has been shattered, to which the idiot replies that he does not "think this affects [his] credibility at all because this is Bigfoot." Here is a CNN interview with the two idiots.

Oh well, half the fun of these things is the possibility that something this weird could be true, and it was a fun ride. What a shame. Now, if someone will finally admit that the whole concept of a "god" was originally a big joke too, then humanity could really get into something good and productive. -FUPPETS- waits with bated breath.

-FUPPETS- Bigfoot Press Conference Inconclusive (as these fucking things always are)

The Bigfoot press conference was elusive as the goddamn Sasquatch itself. It appears that the websites were down just before the press conference so reporters couldn't access information. The website is currently down as well. Either the bastards are feeling the heat of their hoax, or they are scared of what will happen to them and to the carcass if it is actually confirmed. FUCK! That that bastard out and drag his hairy ape ass to the nearest goddamn TV studio man!!!!!!!!! You know how easy it is to find a scientist to verify shit like this? We are overflowing with biologists! They breed like Brays Bayou mosquitos in August!

All we get are two new vague pictures and more promises.

Sounds like a bad date. So these guys were out in the woods, found this red-head Bigfoot dead by a river, with other Bigfeet standing behind trees and shit. They claim they have video. Where is it FUUUUUCCKKKK??????? They then stuff the dead motherfucker into a freezer a MONTH AGO. If Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie can get 8 figures for pics of their ridiculously ordinary newborns then these guys should be asking for mad cash!!!!!!!!!!

-FUPPETS- has discovered the true nature of the primate in the freezer.

Michael Phelp's omniprescence continues.

-FUPPETS- Bigfoot Update (Still In The Freezer)

CNN has filed a story about the supposed Bigfoot killing (murder? what if the Bigfoot is sentient?) and the men responsible. There is also a better image of the Bigfoot stuffed into the freezer. Tomorrow will be interesting, indeed.

BIGFOOT FOUND (and stuffed into a freezer)

Rick Dyer and Matthew Whitton, two Georgia hunters, claim to have found and shot a Bigfoot, as well as filming a clan of Bigfeet who were around when they killed it. The Bigfoot is called RickMat, named after the two men who shot it. Matthew Whitton is a police officer who is currently on leave from police work after accidentally shooting himself while pursuing a robbery suspect.
They published a press release on their website, bigfoottracker.com, a fucking Flash animation monstrosity, that they

“have located a family of Bigfoot and besides the clear photo and video we
have something even more shocking, A BODY. Please bear with us at this time. We have hired legal help. History is in the making.”

The specimen/corpse is claimed to weigh 500 lbs. When will they allow everyone to see it I wonder? There is a long history of hoax upon hoax built up with press releases and blurry photographs. -FUPPETS- reserves judgement until they come clean and allow credible biologists to examine their find. Hopefully it is the real deal, which would be a sensation. Either way it makes for a very interesting story.
The full press conference is to take place tomorrow. Keep your eyes peeled!