-FUPPETS- remembers the fanfare that precluded the introduction of the 50 State Quarters Program at the U.S. National Mint. It was 1999. Ridiculously gullible and ignorant people worried that the world would end due to catastrophic Y2K fear mongering. Prince's song, 1999, was in constant rotation on nearly all FM radio, and the great state of Delaware, having been the first to ratify the Constitution, was the first to be honored in the 50 State Quarters from the US Mint. People everywhere bought special placards to collect all 50 quarters. There was hope in the air. Preznit Dubya was not yet elected, the economy was flourishing, and the nations of the world were all aglow with respect and admiration for the United States of America.
Now it is 2008. The nation faces economic collapse, the incumbent President was so ridiculously terrible that the normally conservative voters in the USA elected an African-American man to be it's next President. Amid all the tumult, and without any fanfare whatsoever, the final quarter in the program has been released.
Hawaii, the 50th state, must be very very pleased. They knew when the program was announced that they would have to wait a long time, but little did they know that by the time their quarter came out no one would give a damn.
Oh well.
Here is the Hawaii quarter. Bask in it's glory. Hard to believe that the people tasked with designing this thing actually allowed the inclusion of the lyrics to "Surfin' Bird" on the quarter.
3 comments:
surfin bird lyrics? what you talkin about?
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
How many zombies were drunk before the writing of such an august lyric?
"Surfin' Bird" is a classic example of the folk music process of rock & roll. The song itself is actually an ass end combination of two R&B songs, "The Bird's the Word" and "Pa Pa Ooh Mow Mow," both originally chart hits for a West Coast doo wop group, the Rivingtons. When a Minneapolis-based surf band, the Trashmen, recorded their version, they turned the two songs into a medley that reduced both numbers down to bare essentials. All resemblances to the song's original rhythms, chord progression, melody, and lyrical text were simply discarded. In its place was a pedal to the metal rock & roll beat with a ride cymbal that threatened to consume the entire audio mix, guitars pounding away on a single chord for much of the song, and a singer who not only sounded like a demented lunatic, but had the two songs' lyrics whittled down to title sloganeering.
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