Aug 15, 2008

-FUPPETS- Bigfoot Press Conference Inconclusive (as these fucking things always are)


The Bigfoot press conference was elusive as the goddamn Sasquatch itself. It appears that the websites were down just before the press conference so reporters couldn't access information. The website is currently down as well. Either the bastards are feeling the heat of their hoax, or they are scared of what will happen to them and to the carcass if it is actually confirmed. FUCK! That that bastard out and drag his hairy ape ass to the nearest goddamn TV studio man!!!!!!!!! You know how easy it is to find a scientist to verify shit like this? We are overflowing with biologists! They breed like Brays Bayou mosquitos in August!

All we get are two new vague pictures and more promises.

Sounds like a bad date. So these guys were out in the woods, found this red-head Bigfoot dead by a river, with other Bigfeet standing behind trees and shit. They claim they have video. Where is it FUUUUUCCKKKK??????? They then stuff the dead motherfucker into a freezer a MONTH AGO. If Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie can get 8 figures for pics of their ridiculously ordinary newborns then these guys should be asking for mad cash!!!!!!!!!!


-FUPPETS- has discovered the true nature of the primate in the freezer.


Michael Phelp's omniprescence continues.

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