Aug 14, 2008

BIGFOOT FOUND (and stuffed into a freezer)

Rick Dyer and Matthew Whitton, two Georgia hunters, claim to have found and shot a Bigfoot, as well as filming a clan of Bigfeet who were around when they killed it. The Bigfoot is called RickMat, named after the two men who shot it. Matthew Whitton is a police officer who is currently on leave from police work after accidentally shooting himself while pursuing a robbery suspect.
They published a press release on their website, bigfoottracker.com, a fucking Flash animation monstrosity, that they
“have located a family of Bigfoot and besides the clear photo and video we
have something even more shocking, A BODY. Please bear with us at this time. We have hired legal help. History is in the making.

The specimen/corpse is claimed to weigh 500 lbs. When will they allow everyone to see it I wonder? There is a long history of hoax upon hoax built up with press releases and blurry photographs. -FUPPETS- reserves judgement until they come clean and allow credible biologists to examine their find. Hopefully it is the real deal, which would be a sensation. Either way it makes for a very interesting story.
The full press conference is to take place tomorrow. Keep your eyes peeled!

2 comments:

RODOG said...

First vidoe of the Chupa Cabra now they shot Big Foot, man the Loch Ness monster is next HAHAHAHAHA

Long Live FuPPets

sozavac said...

EVERYONE KNOWS BIGFOOT IS REAL!! LAST TIME I SAW HIM HE WAS ROCKIN' THE DRUMS!! YOU SUCK!!!!@@@@@!!!!